Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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