do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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