Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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