i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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