We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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