There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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