Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He has the fingertips of a God
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