how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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