yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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