what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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