I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
