I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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