Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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