What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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