I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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