So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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