They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Randomize
