Ambien. No doubt about it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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