So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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