Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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