Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
