just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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