HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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