i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
