Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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