its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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