how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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