ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She even gives head with a lisp.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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