i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it because I queefed?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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