ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My balls are so social today.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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