Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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