Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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