I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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