Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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