Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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