i don't like sucking hair
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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