And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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