my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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