Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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