i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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