yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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