He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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