all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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