Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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