Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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