Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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