White coat. Heels.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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