Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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