Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
All the doctor said was why
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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