yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My cat gives me a boner
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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