Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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