Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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