I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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