i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She just used a chaser for red wine.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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