She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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